What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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