Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Chuck Norris died.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Can I touch it?

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Teen pregnancy

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Oh, I must be hearing things.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Anti Joke

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