- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

whats long and black? a baton

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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