Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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math test 2=2

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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