What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Does this napkin chloroform?

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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