- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

whats long and black? a baton

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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