why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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hey.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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