how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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womens rights

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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