- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

whats long and black? a baton

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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