a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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memes

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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