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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

It's your mother, open the door.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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