Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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toast points

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Women's football

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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