Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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see ya

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Anti Joke

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