roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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It says so on your cap.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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A black man walks into a book store.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

This is my joke. funny

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

what is stupid and reading this you

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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