whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Your mother

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Gadaffi

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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