What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I'm taken

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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