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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Your mom

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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