- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

BWAT

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Nobody cares.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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