A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Paul Dylan King!

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BWAT

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Nobody cares.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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