- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Obama

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

boobs

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

knock knock go away ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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