What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Whats 9 + 10? 19

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

save water shower with friends

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Your mother

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Ass

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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