Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Working hard or hardly working????

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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