what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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stop it ryan vallee

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Trashcan!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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