Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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toast points

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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memes

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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