What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Blarg

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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