Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

balls in ya mouf

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

A seal walks into a club.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

a black guy leaves prison

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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