how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Lil' Wayne

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

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