If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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knock knock go away ok

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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