Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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I'm taken

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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