A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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A man walks into a bar.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What sucks?

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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World peace

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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austins gay lolololol

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Anti Joke

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