LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Your mom

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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This is my joke. funny

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