Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Women's rights.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

French people

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

An iguana walks out of a bar

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Sex. That is all.

Women Voting

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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