Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Compton

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Woman's Rights.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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maddie latino

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