Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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