- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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