- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Canida

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

This is not a good joke.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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