Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Which one is hardest?

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GAY PEOPLE

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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