- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

YOU IS DUM

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why was johny late to school? He died

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Women

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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