A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -124

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

thumb_up thumb_down +69

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down +41

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops