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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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