- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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