- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Vagina-Boob

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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