How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

potato farming

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

sixty....eight.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do magnets work?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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