Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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