A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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My Girlfriend

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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