- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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