- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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