There's no "i" in tim.

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Women's sports.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Sea World Japan.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Banana(s)

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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no u

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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