- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

brett is a dick

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Penis

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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