Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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