- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

cory is gay

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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