- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

women leaving the kitchen

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Your Mom

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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