- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

My friends are like trampolines I have none

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

dog

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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