What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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WTF BOOOOOM

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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