a man walked out of church and said F***!

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Chuck Norris

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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How do magnets work?

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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