why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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