Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Wolf Pussy

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Kittens.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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