co jo kurwa tocza?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

French people

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

How much is an abortion? A life

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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