Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Hellen Keller

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Rebecca Black

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I can Nazi

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Women"s Rights

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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