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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Grapefruit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Looks through the peephole.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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