- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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