- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

obama is a good president

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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